I wonder how exactly Homestar Runner got so fluent at Spanish. In that "First Time Here" skit, the one that inspired my website which shall NOT be plugged (I know nobody wants to hear it besides which I haven't updated it in weeks) Homestar's sentences are word perfect: "Conoces a Miguel? Si! Somos buenos amigos." (Do you know Miguel? Yes! We are good friends.) I've never seen any teachers in Strongbadia or Free Country, USA. Come to think of it I've never seen any schools. Come to think of it I've never seen anybody even closely resembling being Spanish in the cartoon. So what gives?